Other Ed Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 If Microsoft made cars..... (if you've seen it scroll down a bit) 1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull over to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this. 4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would run on only five percent of the roads. 6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation" warning light. 7. The airbag system would ask "Are you sure?" before deploying. 8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna. 9. Every time a new car was introduced, car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again, because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 10. Oh yeah, and last but not least . . . you'd have to press the "Start" button to turn the engine off! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ What If Dr. Seuss was a Technical Writer? Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report! If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash! You can't say this? What a shame sir! We'll find you Another game sir. If the label on the cable on the table at your house, Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall. And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc, Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlakeyBoyR Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 hahahaha very nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lepperfish Posted October 22, 2004 Share Posted October 22, 2004 HAHAHAHAHAHHHAA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 LMFAO...LOL Nice one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cichlidfishbreeder Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 LOL . I needed a good laugh. Trent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 it made my day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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