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Found this on another board and it just cracked me up so thought I would share it.

Some things to do with shopping.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell them in an official tone, 'Code 3' in Homewares . . . and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M & M's on lay buy.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME, PICK ME"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the Fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

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